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Before you lose your money…
by Tommy Gimler We’re three days away from the biggest Thursday in American sports, and the only thing we know for certain right now is that Dick Vitale has the longest running case of laryngitis in...
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Missing Cinderella
by Tommy Gimler For the first time in four years, I didn’t have to change my shorts once on day one of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Maybe it’s because Busby’s cooks their chicken all the way...
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Louis Slungpue Tells ABC 7 That A Massive Dump Caused The Flood At UCLA
by Tommy Gimler Are you one hundred percent sure about that? One of the biggest reasons I didn’t use my prestigious Mass Communication degree to get into local news is that the industry is made up of...
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Arizona Player Eats Shit On His Way To A Monster Dunk
by Tommy Gimler Arizona Wildcats forward Rondae Hollis-Jefferson was named to the Pac-12′s All-Freshman team a year ago, but he’s already cemented his place on the 2015 “Boner of the Year” podium...
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Tough Night For This UCLA Cheerleader Who Ate Shit Not Once But Twice
by Tommy Gimler College basketball cheerleading. That’s how crappy the sports week after the Super Bowl is. Shoutout to DUD reader Brian Portz, who woke me up this morning to ask me if I saw what...
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