by Tommy Gimler
College basketball cheerleading. That’s how crappy the sports week after the Super Bowl is.
Shoutout to DUD reader Brian Portz, who woke me up this morning to ask me if I saw what happened to a UCLA cheerleader during their game against Oregon last night. Of course based on his history, I was expecting an image or video of some girl who had forgotten to put on her bundles before taking the court. And based on the fact that she was from UCLA, I was expecting that video to be worth the watch.
Well unfortunately for us – and for this poor cheerleader – the clip our good pal was referring to was this one of the cheerleader eating shit not once but twice after a performance during a timeout went awry.
“Safety first.”
Thanks, Bill. Hopefully she had as much THC in her system as you did to mask just how much each of those diggers must have hurt.
And speaking of safety, shoutout to the UCLA cheerleading squad and/or medical team for resorting back to the 1890s and just picking up the poor girl and running off the court instead of stabilizing her and making sure that she didn’t break or dislocate her neck or spine on either fall.
And finally, shoutout to the cheerleader, who reportedly left the court under her own power after the second asshole took her to the ground. At that point, you have to think she was thinking what pretty much everybody else was: I’ll take it from here.
As far as the game was concerned, UCLA rallied from 19 points down to win the game 82-79, which we’ll assume you couldn’t give two shits about since the calendar has yet to reach March…
Wait, there’s more: St. Louis Men’s Basketball Team Loses Their Game And Then Their Bus Driver To A DWI
You have got to see this shit: